Mark Twain once said.... " golf is one way to ruin a good walk"
I say " it's an expensive way to get aggravated"
Some thing about the sport highlights stylish apparel, drinking beers at 11 am on a Sunday, and smashing balls into the sky. I just can't go halfway into the 9 without feeling competitive with this little white ball that can't get any feck'n closer to that darn hole... Thus to say golfing, is something I will not be choosing over a lovely run in the park.